— Conscience is the engine of progress
— Weird weather in St. Petersburg: no rain, sunshine and comfortable temperatures
— Bass or base: another one of special Landyshisms
— Daniil at the rock concert: push, pull and throw!
— Sleeping in a train station: Survival guide in major cities
— We are making a short film! Next year...
— Mongolian shamans in Northern China: Have you been to a fortuneteller?
— A parrot that can predict your future: One reason to go to Kazan
— Gypsies: they can steal your soul if you look them in the eye...
— Do you believe in destiny?
— Past, present and future walked into a bar...
— Will your dog notice if you are replaced by a robot?
— Asia ruins all that we believed in: The mystery of Hatiko
— We are launching a series of webinars for professionals about English! Write to us to join in: info@lingvistov.ru

— Landysh is ill and Asia has a brand new small dog in her house
— Why old people talk about their illnesses
— Why we mimic speech of the people we talk to
— Synesthesia: who the hell invented this word?!!
— Hearing music while cutting bread: pleasant or tiring?
— Depression: merits and drawbacks
— Psychology: how weird are you?
— What you have to do to provoke Landysh
— Dictators: Kim Jong-Un has a baby! Awwwwww!
— American woman shoves her husband off a cliff: He deserved it
— Finally! Landysh will save our planet! She has superpowers!
— The Case of the Lost Sausage — Part IV the last one: Read the whole story and check out the illustrations: ссылка

— Growing food inside your belly: Just plant some seeds!
— Professor Yakovenko: Daniil is going to teach English at university
— Possible war in Syria: No invading, just a bit of bombing
— Sex with robots: will you want to have a robot boyfriend/girlfriend?
— Marriages with robots, bridges or the Berlin Wall and dating dogs
— Gay parades in St.Petersburg: They are so lovable!
— Courting: Is it necessary for men in a relationship?
— Guest workers in Russia: Is there really a problem?
— Mexicans in the USA: They are a friendly, partying and hard-working nation!
— Racism in America and Russia
— The Case of the Lost Sausage — Part V

— Who’s knocking on your door? Aliens or the government?
— Would you like to sell your reputation?
— Your golden years will pass: We are being optimistical
— Landysh’s birthday: Interview with her this week
— How many dresses Landysh has and how wonderful it is to wake up to the sounds of crows
— Talking pets: giving out where you hide your money
— Squirrels: how do you pronounce it?
— Weird people you meet on trains
— Driving trams, motorcycles and partying in a personal plane
— Petrozavodsk — St.Petersburg — Naberezhnye Chelny non-stop train
— Which person would you like to meet? Dead or alive
— Past and future: enhancing your body
— English club live in St. Petersburg! 2pm MSK in «Ukrop», come and see us

— Asia showing surprise, dog art and Daniil early in the morning
— Cloud atlas: Scots, the idea of future and audiobooks
— We have recorded new short stories! Stay tuned!
— Libya Egypt-style: Were the States and Europe aware of what was going to happen?
— Talking about Kevin: Why do people go on shooting sprees in the USA?
— Pigeon apocalypse: I have warned you, man! Haven’t you seen my pigeons?!!
— Too many «universities» in Russia: Fraud, unemployment and bad education
— What major would you choose: We want to be like Dana Scully!
— Pathologist is a specialist who specialises in pathologies
— You and the bodies: so romantic!
— The Case of the Lost Sausage: Part IV
— Restless: I like the German word... and I forgot it.

— Asia, Daniil, Landysh and a professional microphone together in St.Petersburg!
— Fighting the enemy: Do not mess with Lingvistov! Time to engage the Lingvistov army.
— To hell with introduction... again
— Conflict in Kashmir: what did you do when you were 14?
— Everybody knows crazy Lena: did you have a crazy friend in your childhood?
— Make your children create their own toys!
— Abominable dragonflies: avoid eye-contact at all costs
— Near death-experiences: it’s all pure chemistry
— Life after death: belief in reincarnation and belief in nothingness
— Devision by zero: let’s look at it from the point of view of a chair
— Glowing bunnies: alas, you can’t switch it off!
— The Case of the Lost Sausage — Part III

— Landysh has a super professional mic this week! We are one step closer to being proper podcasters!
— Daniil got partially sunburnt and exhausted his drinking capacity
— Extreme service: inhale smoke, drink and get hit with a bat!
— To hell with introduction!
— You are not my friend anymore! The USA and Russia are going their separate ways.
— Romantic adventure of Edward Snowden and comfortable life of Julian Assange
— Mummy in an attic: a genuine relic or grandfather’s prank?
— Practical guide to taking a brain out: Live and learn
— Male breasts: Bob from Fight Club and rifles instead of a surgery
— Choosing bras for Daniil: the best birthday present ever!
— Russians stealing roads and bridges: Random and ridonculous
— The Case of the Lost Sausage — Part II
— Is your cat right-pawed or left-pawed and how to baptise a cat

— No other story today! It’s Daniil’s birthday!!!
— What do we actually know about Daniil — some unknown facts revealed exclusively for Lingvistov podcast!
— Spontaneous interview with Daniil
— First recollections from childhood: blue baby bouncers and kindergarteners
— First school teachers, bad decisions and how the Writing began
— Parents are not our biggest fans: how Asia’s parents evaluated her first attempts to write
— Do you ever dream and think in English?
— The dark side of birthdays: 21 was not a good number
— Karaoke: we’re going to sing trashy Russian chanson
— The process of writing: ideas, situations, first sentences and titles
— New story!!! The Case of the Lost Sausage — Part I
— Good news: bearded communities and our doodles spreading all over the Internet like a plague!

The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett is a book written to promote what Pratchett terms the ’Real Cat’, a cat who urinates in the flowerbeds, rips up the furniture, and eats frogs, mice and sundry other small animals. The opposite of the Real Cat is the ’Fizzy Keg Cat’, a well-behaved and bland kind, as seen on cat food advertisements.

Enjoy this audiobook brought to you by LINGVISTOV.

Author of the story — Terry Pratchett © We do not own the rights to this book.
The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh ©
Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova Landysh ©

The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett is a book written to promote what Pratchett terms the ’Real Cat’, a cat who urinates in the flowerbeds, rips up the furniture, and eats frogs, mice and sundry other small animals. The opposite of the Real Cat is the ’Fizzy Keg Cat’, a well-behaved and bland kind, as seen on cat food advertisements.

Enjoy this audiobook brought to you by LINGVISTOV.

Author of the story — Terry Pratchett © We do not own the rights to this book.
The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh ©
Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova Landysh ©