— Life on a sofa: Asia’s dog Lola is afraid of floors and happy Daniil surrounded by a considerable number of pets.
— Landysh in Germany: ruining stereotypes, bad weather and unruly Berliners.
— What makes Landysh happy: seeing or rather hearing a real Scotsman.
— Two bombs found in Berlin while Landysh was there: coincidence? I don’t think so.
— The Wall: separation of the nation and differences between Germany and the Soviet Union
— Russian tourists abroad: why do you have no desire to approach them when you see them?
— Feeling proud of our nation! And Russians with superpowers on the roads.
— Eddie Izzard in Berlin: a hilarious man on high heels.
— North Korea being badass: nuclear tests, constant threats, prospects of a new war and a good blackmailing strategy
— Part 5 of the Adventures of Kim Jong-Un, the Brilliant Comrade
— New single by Psy! We hope it’s going to be a duo with King Jong-Un
— Dog therapy: so tell me about your childhood?
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— Berlin is waiting for Landysh! Souvenirs, flags on Reichstag and Landysh as a special correspondent from Germany
— Rebels in Central African Republic: dictatorships and similarities with Russia
— Operation Acoustic Kitty: Sadist soviet spies, untrainable cats and pets who see ghosts
— Fat arrogant despicable Russian parliamentarians and Putin with his Kalina
— Image of wealthy people: stealing becomes a virtue in Russia
— Zombie Survival Classes: we are sending Daniil to Oregon! He makes a great zombie
— Best weapons against zombies: a bat, an axe and a shovel!
— Placebo effect: Placebo music, fake magical pills and gipsies
— Part 4 of the Adventures of Kim Jong-un, the Brilliant Comrade
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«Last Frontier» is a short story written by Daniil Yakovenko. Its first part speaks about young Roger Steelson who meets a friendly stranger in a bar. This stranger has a funny accent and definitely a story to tell.
Enjoy Part I of the short story brought to you by LINGVISTOV.

Author of the story — Daniil Yakovenko ©
The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh ©
Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova Landysh ©

— Night and morning people: the romance of sitting alone in complete darkness
— Potential war! China and Japan: all the bets are on
— Chinese Eugenics: let’s breed billion genius babies!
— No more swearing on Russian Television: can the government actually control it?
— How TV creates a homelike atmosphere and foreigners swearing in Russian
— Survival programming: men judge women in milliseconds and why appearances matter
— Life on a moon of a planet: beautiful view and a possible plot for a book
— Overoptimistic Asia, Daniil and Landysh: Lingvistov Inc. and Maldives are our first destination
— Corn turns you into a vampire with diarrhea
— Part 3 of Adventure of Kim Jong-Un, the Brilliant Comrade
— Incredible facts about Kim Jong-Il: invention of hamburger, socialist Godzilla film and giant rabbits
— We are magicians! Message from one of our «Finish me Story» competition participants.
— New LINGVISTOV Podcast feature: our own audiobooks! Check the illustrations: ссылка

— Want to make a girl happy? Send her packets of buckwheat via Russian Post
— What do you do while standing in a line? listening to audiobooks, observing people and reading
— Got an ugly wife or children? Now you can sue them and win hundred thousands of dollars!
— Daniil’s and Asia’s kind parents: well... you are ok... but you are not the most beautiful person
— Go against the system! Grow a beard and never cut your hair!
— Cloning pets: expensive and unnatural
— George W. Bush is a painter of dogs and seminude self-portraits. What’s his problem? Dogs?!
— Bored housewives in painting classes and «Eat, prey, love»
— Falkland Islands and Argetinian spies: Go British!
— 2-D and 3-D animated films: a source of confusion
— Ratatouille: Rats are adorable!
— North Korea is going to bring down the apocalypce and engulf us in the sea of fire!
— Part 2 of «Adventures of Kim Jong-un, the Brilliant Comrade»
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— Morning or mourning? and how many hours do you sleep?
— Challenge in Berlin: developing strategy to get Eddie Izzard’s attention with an apron
— Homeless people now, lavish entertainment centre later — house demolition problem of Lagos, Nigeria
— Titanic II: ultimate conspiracy theory
— Sending a couple to Mars: 501 days in a confined space with your husband/wife
— Brogurt: Find your inner abs
— Overly optimistic book titles: You can find Uranium!
— Oscars 2013: genius Christoph Waltz, Jennifer Lawrence and poor Leo DiCaprio
— 13th ammendment: You missed your chance to legally have slaves in the state of Mississipi!
— SPECIAL! Part I of Adventures of Kim Jong-un, the Brilliant Comrade
— Car design: art or just another way for the rich to spend their money
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— How you can ruin your pet’s self-esteem with a haircut
— Asya’s new passion: TV series about women in prison, weird English accents and Landysh’s love for anything Scottish
— The saddest map of America: where do Americans spy love? Walmart and buses, yay!
— Where do you meet people? The Internet, nightclubs, cafes and speed dates
— A final tweet from Pope Benedict XVI and an iPhone app from the Catholic church
— Apple smart watch concept and what happens when Landysh loses ability to read properly
— Why girls like wearing men’s watches: cool and useful!
— Esquire’s list of 75 things a man must do — we’re puzzled...
— Shoplifting: Asya’s confession. Don’t make her mistakes! Play cool.
— Yandex Maps destroys marriages: jealous women and why honesty is the best policy
— New features on our website: books, audiobooks, blog and doodles ссылка

— Dynamic duo turned into Terrific trio! Daniil joins us this week for the lucky 13
— Romantics of the Russian Railroads: hundred reasons for you not to be able to fall asleep in your compartment
— Landysh in Ekaterinburg and people leading a cat’s life
— How to move into an apartment without your landlady finding out that you have a dog
— Meteorite in Chelyabinsk: flash of the UFO camera and how America tells Asia what’s going on in her own country
— St. Valentine’s special: we believe Pistorius is innocent!
— Freedom! Scotland has to be independent and Asia carrying a no-visa burden
— «Sixth sense» and superpowers: what superpowers would you like to have?
— Sliders and Asia as the T-Woman who will save the Earth
— Pope resigns: we will remember him for his Prada shoes and a great sense of style
— Find out why we have Daniil in our team

— A bright young thing: writer Daniil Yakovenko (read his work on: ссылка
— Olonets and Petrozavodsk: living in a real castle!
— Dormitories: parties, food and learning to fall asleep in any circumstances
— Fun facts about Karelia: Ded Moroz games, weird monuments, American spies and the Karelian language
— Landysh in Karelia: kayaking and freezing in the forest in August.
— Love of reading and writing: Stephen King and first short stories
— Inspiration: you have to earn it
— The English language: passion for translation
— Paris — the white city, eating frog legs and snails
— After college what are you going to do? — Write.

— Asia is in Chelny! Unbelievable! It’s a family reunion!
— A Russian family lived in taiga not knowing about World War II
— Living in isolation: are people that annoying?
— Raw eaters: do not torture your children, they deserve to have a choice
— The mole people: society that lives under your feet
— Crazy women with cats and why Landysh walks with four bottles of water everyday during summer
— Helping homeless people: a real business and who actually gets the money you give in the end
— Street artists: Asia is going to pimp Landysh on the streets of St.Petersburg
— Foodalicios: supermodels eating sandwiches on the tropical beach
— This is love: eating a sandwich in front of your partner
— Late-night eaters: when do you usually eat and why are people on diets always hungry?