The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett is a book written to promote what Pratchett terms the ’Real Cat’, a cat who urinates in the flowerbeds, rips up the furniture, and eats frogs, mice and sundry other small animals. The opposite of the Real Cat is the ’Fizzy Keg Cat’, a well-behaved and bland kind, as seen on cat food advertisements.

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Author of the story — Terry Pratchett © We do not own the rights to this book.
The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh ©
Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova Landysh ©

The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett is a book written to promote what Pratchett terms the ’Real Cat’, a cat who urinates in the flowerbeds, rips up the furniture, and eats frogs, mice and sundry other small animals. The opposite of the Real Cat is the ’Fizzy Keg Cat’, a well-behaved and bland kind, as seen on cat food advertisements.

Enjoy this audiobook brought to you by LINGVISTOV.

Author of the story — Terry Pratchett © We do not own the rights to this book.
The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh ©
Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova Landysh ©

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