— From St.Petersburg to Naberezhnye Chelny in winter on a bad car with two dogs: in short, Asia is insane
— Renting an apartment alone: independance, living on kasha and gardening
— The dilemma of a bathroom: a shower or a bath?
— Experiencing «kommunalnaya kvartira», i.e. a shared apartment, and what makes a good roommate
— Once again Germans and beer and our prejudice against beer
— Smoking special: the problem of giving up, a 2-year-old chain smoker and the effects of weed
— Smokers in elevators — we don’t understand you! Show some respect
— Art stuff: modern art and how Rembrandt tried to hide a bad work under a coat of paint
— FINISH ME STORY COMPETITION continues! Submit your entries and write to us to info@lingvistov.com

— Germany-themed Lingvistov podcast — a real 100% proven German chef with us
— Fun facts about meine hübsche Angela Merkel
— «Ich bin ein Hamburger!» Fun facts and Germany: beer, beer and beer again, German sausages, bread, crazy dialects and autobahns
— Matthias Trüschel, the chef and the traveller, talks about his adventures
— Nothing where you get too dirty, nothing where you have to wear a tie: why chef?
— Russian cuisine: cabbage, potatoes, dill and the mystery of okroshka
— Learning Russian the hard way: да, нет, спасибо, пиво!
— Propaganda, Berliner Mauer and modern stereotypes about Russians
— Guilt and responsibility: World War II, reputation of Germany in Russia
— The remarkable life of Matthias Trüschel: a fire fighter and a film star

— Supernatural: how the X files and the Nightmare on Elm Street can make you hear things and a doppelganger mystery
— New Year tree dilemma: should I undress it or leave it till spring?
— Hugo Chávez: martyr and boring stuff about his legacy
— Snakes on the plane: what would be your face expression if you saw a snake outside the airplane window
— Beware of accidents: high chances of your colleague shooting a nail into your heart and bad puns
— Classic California: Mr. Teeth guarding marijuana and exotic pet animals
— What’s up with the asteroids?! I wanna hear Aerosmith while Bruce Willis rescues me! And cameo appearance of Lola the Dog.
— Numerology: meanings of numbers that can cost you your life

— French special: forget Paris and Moscow, this is Naberezhnye Chelny, baby!
— French news: a disciplined 73-year-old stuck in the supermarket, Russian Depardieu and how Brigitte Bardot can become one of us
— French fiscal paradises: 13% or 75%? And why Hollande lacks an Italian wife
— A very French Florian in Russia: fleeing October Revolution, Russian «intelligentsia» and Lobachevskiy
— The charm of the Russian province, hidden machine guns and why banyas can finish a foreigner
— Lazy Russian men: how Asia and Landysh are planning to organize the Liberation de la Femme movement
— Lingvistov competition: finish the story and get fantastic prizes from us!!!

— Podcasts on cassettes, secretly recording your friends and writing for no audience
— Maipukite: how do you translate Landysh to other languages?
— Our darling Silvio: what members of his body are deep in sex scandals?
— Perfect boyfriend: an English-speaking smart and handsome gentleman with a diploma who cooks for himself
— Russian-style blind dates: packet of wine on the bench in the park
— Plotting to celebrate Christmas in Saudi Arabia
— Nerd news: British goverment is prepared for zombie invasion, a cognitive itch and misheard lyrics
— FINISH A STORY COMPETITION! Submit your entries!!!

— Hardships of an office life: Asia’s broken after dancing all night... well, let’s face it — she’s not 18 any more!
— What are the best ways to end the world or the world has to end with a bang!
— Zombie kit based on practice and defibrillator toaster: We’re losing him! Nurse! Beep-beep-beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep...
— Mysterious Asya: not girlish, not modest, not calm
— Travelling in the USA: being Russian in America and how they are not so different from us
— Asia tour 2012: Laos people in nirvana and why people cry over asian food
— Esthetically pleasing palm trees, Asia’s tattoos and weakness for psychopaths

— Freedom! Asya bids adieu to her boss and colleagues
— Lady Gaga: I am not a teenager but... and Landysh dreams about Gerard Butler
— A guide into the mind of a disturbed artist or a girl whose name rhymes only with «Пыдыщ»
— Monkeys on the stage: Why the world lost the greatest accordion player
— Let’s talk about art: Wallpapers make the best canvases
— Love is in the air: Why Landysh scares off all the men and where potential boyfriends hide
— Oscar Wilde on badly written books, chaotic lives and Landysh is getting really serious
— Listeners’ comments: «It doesn’t matter that no one listens to you. You guys are having fun!»
— Landysh leaving the States: henna tattoos and American bars

— What’s for dinner? Aggressive vegetarians
— Immigration issue: Asia is barred from the US and has no propiska
— Let’s keep it romantic: spread my ashes over the ocean
— Personal god or please don’t be Krishnaidi
— Koren heartthrob: Step away, Beckhams, Goslings and Coopers! The sexiest man alive is in the premises
— Nerd news: parallel universes where women are more important than men
— Culturemaniacs: she used to be he or how Keira Knightley ruins films

— Uncanny weather: the freaking winter is gonna get you
— A regular Friday for the rest of world that watched too much TV
— Airport security have a super power to see through your clothes and no touchy-touchy in our neighborhood
— Adopt a spire: another item to your list of ways to spectacularly waste your money
— Honesty is the best policy: a contestant for Miss Earth shows signs of rational thinking
— How to get attention of a lady: Sadam Husein with Dumbo in his underpants
— Nerd News: 24 personalities of Billy Milligan and why he never gets bored; simple ways to lobotomize your hyperactive child; our beloved psychopaths and schizophrenics

Pilot episode of LINGVISTOV podcast